A small request
To the people at my local Stop & Shop, let’s clear up a few things. I am not homeless, and no, I did not just return $15 worth of cans. What I am is in training for the LIVESTRONG ride in Philadelphia. I just happened to stop in to pick up stuff for dinner while out riding. Next time, just ask me what the get-up* is for instead of averting your eyes in haste whenever I catch you staring at me. Thank you.
*I do need to get a photo of me in the get-up, it’s pretty funny. And definitely not foo foo.